Baby dragons are essentially winged, fire-breathing cats.
This one little dickwad in the car who went to see the Lego Movie hated it and I understand that but he’s literally saying everyone else is a bunch of fucking morons for liking it and making antagonistic comments at us. Shut the fuck up you’re just determined to be miserable and I don’t give a shit about you.
Guy who liked the movie: You obviously never had a childhood and never experienced the limitless freedom of imagination.
Guy who hated the movie: When I was little I was being trained to swing a sword blah blah blah when I was five my parents gave me a knife because of fucking course they did and the first thing I did with it was cut up an entire toy instead of putting it in my mouth as five year olds do blah blah blah I’m lying through my goddamn teeth so I have an excuse to feel better than you because I’m better than you have I mentioned I’m better than you.
Me: FUCK YOU!
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
Fourteen people from my school are on the movie trip and every one of us is seeing The Lego Movie.
I love Lego Movie so much!
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)
are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire
There are no words…
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
…..this is perfect. You win the internet.
FLAILING BICYCLE KICK! :D
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
as soon as i got home, i put together the playlist and drew this